Why did it take seven days for troops with helicopters, equipment, supplies, food, and water to be dispatched to southeast storm zones?

Representative Kat Cammack of Florida

Representative Keith Self of Texas

Senator Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee

Why do women consider 80% of men as unattractive?

If one them is yours, let them know of your outrage and then, on your ballot, send these unprincipled MAGAts back to their mommy’s basement.

Representative Chip Roy of Texas

Representative Ralph Norman of South Carolina

Was Michael Jackson really an innocent person?

Representative Eli Crane of Arizona

Representative Derrick Van Orden of Wisconsin

Senator Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma

My stepdaughter’s mom tells her I’m not a real dance teacher, but my stepdaughter has seen me in action. Why does she still question my abilities?

I know it doesn’t seem like a big distance but when you see power truck convoys a mile or so long, followed with the necessary support equipment and personnel, you realize this is something heavily planned.

Senator Mike Crapo of Idaho

Representative Warren Davidson of Ohio

California schools are very liberal. Do you think California schools are teaching students to hate Republican views (views on: God, guns, prayer, secure borders, etc.)?

Now, with Helene cut into a new area and at the same time severed the 2 major highway (Yellow Circle) capable of handling all the trucks and traffic:

Representative Michael Guest of Mississippi

Representative Trent Kelly of Mississippi

Why would my nipples hurt when I touch them?

Representative Tracey Mann of Kansas

Helene did something unexpected: It ran right up the Blue Ridge Parkway (green arrow) and hammered towns that had never seen anything like this before.

Representative David Schweikert of Arizona

What is the most gay experience with your dad?

Representative William Timmons of South Carolina

Representative Thomas Massie of Kentucky

Representative Brad Finstad of Minnesota

What is your most intimate experience with your best friend?

Representative John Joyce of Pennsylvania

Representative Max Miller of Ohio

The rest of the landscape in not exactly conducive to move a lot of heavy traffic.

— we are metamorphosing!

Representative Scott Perry of Pennsylvania

Representative Roger Williams of Texas

Representative Gus Bilirakis of Florida

If women aren't shallow, why do most tall, good-looking men have girlfriends?

Senator Ron Johnson of Wisconsin

Representative Matt Gaetz of Florida

Representative Alex Mooney of West Virginia

While on the surface of the moon, why isn’t the Apollo 11 spacesuit inflated like a balloon from the 3.7 psi internal pressure?

Representative Tony Gonzales of Texas

Senator Katie Britt of Alabama

Senator Mike Braun of Indiana

What is your craziest/worst Halloween story?

To get from TN into NC (or vice versa) you are forced onto the yellow route

Representative Andy Harris of Maryland

Representative Rich McCormick of Georgia

If atheists are so positive that there is no God, where is their proof that He does not exist?

Representative Michelle Fischbach of Minnesota

Which is almost 300 miles farther

Representative Darin LaHood of Illinois

Will my 9 year old face more difficulties than most girls her age if she’s an early bloomer? My daughter already needs regular B cup bras. The doctor says that my daughter will be even more developed by 11-12 years of age.

Representative Jeff Van Drew of New Jersey

Representative Tim Burchett of Tennessee

Representative Byron Donalds of Florida

What would happen if the Soviet Union had simply annexed Manchuria after World War 2 or kept it independent as a puppet state allied them and separate from China as China was too weak too oppose it anyway?

Senator Deb Fischer of Nebraska

to the new staging areas (red area).

Representative Russ Fulcher of Idaho

Why are people becoming increasingly hostile to pro-lifers? I am pro-life.

Because of this, state and federal authorities had to figure out how to move the assets from their “normal” staging areas (blue area)

Representative Mike Collins of Georgia

Representative Dan Bishop of North Carolina

Representative Mike Ezell of Mississippi

Representative Victoria Spartz of Indiana

Representative Troy Balderson of Ohio

Representative Andy Ogles of Tennessee

Senator Pete Ricketts of Nebraska

Representative Harriet Hageman of Wyoming

Representative Barry Moore of Alabama

Representative Claudia Tenney of New York

Representative Debbie Lesko of Arizona

Senate

Representative Rudy Yakym of Indiana

Representative Jim Jordan of Ohio

Representative Nathaniel Moran of Texas

Senator Tommy Tuberville of Alabama

Representative Mike Bost of Illinois

I lived in NC for over 25 years. In all my time there, I saw more than my share of storms. The vast majority of them came up from the south and either skirted along the coast or bent inland and then run into the northern states. By the time they got to central NC, the storms were mostly petered out or, the swung back out to sea. In the past, Helene would have tracked like the black arrow I have crudely drew

You now need to figure out how you are going to turn them around, ship them a couple hundred miles and hope that you can find and secure the necessary staging grounds. The contacts they used to have built up over 4, 5, 6, 10 storm seasons are no longer useful so they need to find new ones.

Senator James Risch of Idaho

Representative Jeff Duncan of South Carolina

Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia

I am sure that someone, who has a political axe to grind, would say “Why didn’t they have extingency plans??? See! See! See! They and their leaders are incompetent and vote for the other guy!!!”.

Representative Andy Biggs of Arizona

Senator Eric Schmitt of Missouri

Senator Roger Marshall of Kansas

Representative Russell Fry of South Carolina

Representative Aaron Bean of Florida

Representative Andrew Clyde of Georgia

If you see your representative or Senator on this list and you are subject to Helene or Milton, know that they don’t give a crap about you. They care more about their power and subservience to their Most Exalted Grand PooBah and identifying and destroying people and things that are “woke” than they are to their fellow Americans that have been laid low by a storm that had never happened before. That $20 billion could have been put to use in projecting and gaming the response and, among the weather games would be what to do if another devastating storm follows right on its tails.

Representative Cory Mills of Florida

Representative Clay Higgins of Louisiana

Senator Mike Lee of Utah

Representative Jim Banks of Indiana

Representative Bill Posey of Florida

Representative Morgan Griffith of Virginia

Part of the problem you point out to the agitator is the recent battle in Congress that threatened to derail the necessary $20 billion FEMA funding. This funding should’ve been resolved months ago in preparation of the new fiscal year. But rather than do that, these politicians (if I could make my written words to drip with more sarcasm I would do it) decided that because FEMA would be wiped out under Project 2025. While the bill eventually passed, the following people voted against the bill:

Representative Morgan Lutrell of Texas

Representative Michael Cloud of Texas

Representative Anna Paulina Luna of Florida

Representative Lance Gooden of Texas

Representative Randy Feenstra of Iowa

While we really can’t do anything to stop or redirect storms (despite what Marjorie Taylor Greene spews), we can hold accountable the members of Congress who put their agenda ahead of the physical safety of their fellow Americans.

Representative Tom McClintock of California

Representative Daniel Webster of Florida

Senator Bill Hagerty of Tennessee

Representative Beth Van Duyne of Texas

Representative John Rose of Tennessee

Representative Matt Rosendale of Montana

Representative Lauren Boebert of Colorado

House members

Representative Nancy Mace of South Carolina

SO you are now the Disaster God. You know a storm is coming so you activate your assets and move them to their staging areas. You know the storm might change a bit but not as big a shift that has happened.

Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky

Representative Laurel Lee of Florida

Representative Paul Gosar of Arizona

Representative Mike Waltz of Florida

Representative Mary Miller of Illinois

than the blue routes.

Senator Ted Budd of North Carolina

They are listed above.

Representative Ron Estes of Kansas

Representative John Curtis of Utah

Representative Bruce Westerman of Arkansas

Representative Greg Lopez of Colorado

Senator Tim Scott of South Carolina

Representative Gary Palmer of Alabama

Now we have a Cat 5 (Milton) locked on to Southwest Florida.

Representative Bob Good of Virginia

If you look back in history, you will see that storms usually hit in the same general area and follow the same general path. So the plans to respond, assemble, stage and deploy were all built around history.

Representative James Baird of Indiana

Representative Randy Weber of Texas

Representative Josh Brecheen of Oklahoma

Representative Eric Burlison of Missouri

Senator Josh Hawley of Missouri