What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 06:15

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Octopussy
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
A View to a Kill
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Diamonds Are Forever
Goldfinger
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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From Russia With Love
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-”Ah so!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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Live and Let Die
Moonraker
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Dr No
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-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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